5'9" / dark brown hair and eyes / naturally tan skin / missing top left canine / thick eyebrows / casual clothing
Jethro Scott Hopkinscharahub.com/character/208874/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…monster forms thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
While doing absolutely nothing he still manages to run a monster hunting organization. He's lazy and rude as shit. Weed, food and XXX porn are all he really cares about. He's also hooked on morphine and heroin which makes him unpredictable during withdrawals. When he's not high or being a dick he enjoys writing music with Val and playing the ukulele. He also likes to paint but he's too reserved about his feelings to share his work. Oh and he's kind of a monster sometimes. Literally.
5'7" / brown, messy hair / kinda pudgy / light grey eyes (usually bloodshot cause he's a stoner loser)
/ pale skin / dark circles around eyes / sharp yellowed teeth / long black nails and prehensile tongue / striped pastel clothing
BotnlauS* Brianna Dfrikencharahub.com/character/208679/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…*[BOH-ten-LOUS]
A World of Warcraft addicted asshole who has no idea how to control his emotions or interact with people. He's always bitter and angry about something for no reason. He's also quiet most of the time or the opposite and yelling at someone. He's a hitman and he's just not very nice. He really likes snails and drinking cheap-ass beer. He also basically wants to kill Taavi because hes tsundere as fuck.
6'1" / muscular build / naturally dark brown hair (brown eyebrows) / dark brown eyes / yellow teeth from being a chain smoker / leather jackets, buttons, bandannas
Taavi Caroline Aquimcharahub.com/character/208249/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
By far the least "douchebaggy" of the group, but he makes up for that with self-loathing. No one hates themselves more than this kid hates himself. He's an emotionally unstable healer who is too nice for his own good and suffers from bulimia and a stupid accent. He likes being abused by Botnlaus because hes a masochistic little creepfuck. ((even tho hes actually asexual tbh))
5'5" / frail, thin body / light pink eyes / naturally black hair / pointed canine teeth and ears / pastel sweater vests and skinny jeans
Kaelon Percy AQUIMcharahub.com/character/207357/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
Taavi's misogynistic, homophobic, alcoholic, asshole father. He has a short temper and really, really likes big tits. His favorite thing to do is stalk women even though he's painfully bad at it. He's also hella sadistic and will often just hurt people because it's fun and it gives him a wicked hard-on. There's always bees around him but he doesn't notice anymore.
6'4" / bright pink eyes / pointed canine teeth and ears / neutral colors and casual clothing
Dntel Kate Smithcharahub.com/character/268101/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
A back-alley doctor/surgeon who actually prefers the title "douche." He prides himself off of the shitty low-quality techno music he makes at 3 am and also directs porn in his spare time. He's an all around slimy dickfuck...And talks like he thinks he's straight up G but he's so white. He does care a lot about Limecho though and they're gross obnoxious best friends.
6'0" / naturally brown hair with a chunk of blonde (also natural) / always has to be wearing the visor over his (orange) eyes / tight pleather clothing that shows a lot of skin
A grumpy old deity who's getting really sick and tired of his job. He has a short temper and gets easily frusterated because of his awful hearing (he doesn't have ears and hears through the little bells on his horns but they make more noise than he can hear). He's also terrible at English and understand nothing about human life, he thinks it's gross.
6'2" / long off-white hair / red and yellow eyes / no ears (that's what the jingle bells on his horns are) / grey skin / purple face makeup
Valeska Angeline Geinacharahub.com/character/209328/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
Jethro's gold-digging bitch of a girlfriend. The only reason they get along so well and haven't broken up is because they're both immoral, stoner assholes. She's also interested in writing music, but mostly for the money she makes panhandling with her boyfriend when they play their music in public. They have a band together called Coat Drive.
5'6" / naturally blond (hides her roots when they grow out) / brown eyes / naturally tan skin / pastel goth clothing
Hourekuva Kay Westlycharahub.com/character/267800/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
Possibly the second least asshole of the bunch. Despite being Jethro's younger brother, he's luckily nothing like him. Almost a polar opposite in fact. He's selfless and would way rather spend his time helping the less fortunate than do anything else. The only thing they have in common in their attrcacrion to the ladies. The only thing he loves more than ladies is his eyebrows -- they're in a relationship together.
5'9" / naturally white hair / sharp teeth / no eyes (except for the one on his chest) / red eye shadow / athletic or military styled clothing
Eithan James Oliver (Squat)charahub.com/character/209376/…thisgivesmeanartboner.blogspot…
Hella shady. Hella sociopath. Hella pedophile. There's not really anything good about him other than the fact that he's loaded with cash. Even though he might be the worst of the bunch, everyone seems to like him the most-- or at least that's what they think. He's really good at manipulating people and taking their money. He's easily bored and often treats everyone like they're just there for his amusement; because he thinks they are.
6'5" / naturally brown hair bleached blonde (except for sideburns and eyebrows) / bright green eyes (usually bloodshot 'cause who the heck doesn't do drugs here) / broken nose / random pattern clothing with long sleeves -- usually covers up his tattoos in public